The Day Spiderman Strayed

Watch out Mary Jane and Gwen! Spiderman was last seen riding fast and looking loose with Barbie. They certainly looked mussed (well, Spiderman looked sleek and put together as usual) but Barbie, I think you need to fix your hair. You're giving yourself away that you've been having perhaps a little too much fun with Spidy. And Spidy, watch where you put those hands, buddy. Perhaps both hands should be on the wheel (control sticks?), huh?

It's a shame Barbie can't bend her legs properly. I'm a little worried about that seatbelt-less pose, trying to awkwardly stand/sit in Spiderman's lap. It definitely doesn't look safe. And in a convertible, to boot! I suggest he offer a little webbing to help keep her secure. My guess is that they are headed to a totally raging party. Barbie told Ken she wanted to hang out with a real man (one who wears tights!) for once.

"I'm tired of all your fashion clothes and weird hair. I want a man in a full body onesie. And a little agility wouldn't hurt once in a while." Ken was obviously hurt and stiffly reached out to her. But alas, she was already speeding away in a webbed vehicle. 

I asked my daughter what Spiderman was doing hanging around the Barbie house. 

"He's giving rides." Oh, I see. I've got my eye on you, Spiderman.