Writer's Block

I can’t stand when I get writer’s block. I can go some days with ideas pouring out of me like a problematic, leaking faucet. Other days, nothing. Nada. Total loss. It’s like my brain doesn’t work. People often ask if I get writer’s block, and if so, how do I get past it. Yes, I very much do, and wow, that’s such a good question.

Here’s what I do:

1) Lean back in my chair and stretch. Maybe even get out of my chair and stretch. Crack my back. Swivel my aching neck. Computer neck is no joke and makes it hard to concentrate and come up with new ideas.

2) Leave the computer and go get a snack. This is dangerous because my favorite writer’s block snack is a tiny bowl with dark chocolate chips. But the sugar/caffeine is a boost, I convince myself. Ideas are sure to come.

3) Leave the computer to go get water and green tea after the guilt of eating the chocolate chips.

4) Go for a walk. Maybe the fresh air will blow in some fresh ideas.

5) Fold the laundry and watch something like “Cobra Kai.” Matching socks up is relaxing, and Cobra Kai’s endless supply of karate drama allows me to clear my head and be inspired by the lasting power of a single concept.

6) Gently bang my head against a wall periodically.

7) Take a 20 minute power nap. I didn’t get much sleep last night (or any night) so a few winks will allow me to find clarity. That must be the problem.

8) Read the news. Nevermind. Don’t read the news. I’m not in the mood to curl up in a ball and suck my thumb.

9) Find a piece of furniture to paint. This is one of my big relaxations. Flipping furniture. My little side hustle fuels my creativity. Perhaps the ideas will come soon after. Paint fumes sometimes seem to help.

10) Remember that writer’s block doesn’t last forever, and tomorrow will probably be better. It has to be. I can’t keep eating these chocolate chips.